This package is kinda like a tortoise; it's so slow and boring nobody will target it.
10 MB web space, all of which will be filled with warez within a couple hours.
5 perma-spammed POP3 accounts (contact us if you don't get enough, or the right type of, spam)
1 GB/month bandwidth which will get leeched so hard you'll feel like an Icepop
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